Sugar Boost

October 3, 2008

I have an absolutely airtight alibi, I swear.

Dylan’s Candy Bar, New York’s chic sugar shop, recently lost $7000 in a late-night stick-up. Sour thug robs high-end sweet shop

The man burst into the store and took cash? Did he not notice the decor? Had I robbed the place the authorities would’ve nabbed me in about 12 minutes–follow the trail of Big Hunk wrappers and the sound of maddened glee, coppers.

Dylan's Candy Bar

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